thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
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i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
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This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.