i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
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If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
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You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?