She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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