Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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