For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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