im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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