Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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