Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
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i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
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Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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