when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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