I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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