Already got asked if we're dating
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
areolas are like halos for boobs.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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