sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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