STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
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He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
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He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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