my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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