Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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