"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
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You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
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We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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