The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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