Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
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When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
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max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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