The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
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