I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
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Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
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Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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