brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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