You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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