problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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