Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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