carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Threesome in a minivan. New low
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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