ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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