walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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