Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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