if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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