Porn is love you can see.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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