Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
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