Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
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Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
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this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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