Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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