he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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