All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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