White coat. Heels.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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