I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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