The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
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What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
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Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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