Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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