Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
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so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
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I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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