Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
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it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
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So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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