I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
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