At least make sure they are 18
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I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
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you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
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Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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