just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
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did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
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How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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