: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
There are leaves in my underwear?
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