i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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