Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I want a musical about memes.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
