I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
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