i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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