I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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