Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
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he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
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You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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