I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
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