Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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